bom Hoodie
Bom is a sliver eyed hell-spawn that stalks suburban house parties in the dead of night looking to score with unsuspecting sleeping girls. His passed out victims are usually located on a couch near a window or unlocked door. Once inside he quickly drops his pants and proceeds to rub his junk on the sleeping girl's face, thus much like an animal, marking his territory and telling other rapists in the area to keep away from his unconscious poon. While raping he is known to frequently call out juvenile, nonsensical phrases such as Dank, MAW REAL, or Legit! Bom has a unique adaptation in the form of an unusually small penis that allows him to rape girls without them feeling anything and waking up. However the aforementioned phrases he screams out often alerts others in the room to his presence and causes him to have to flee the scene. While making his escape he will continuously lie about the rape several people just witnessed him commit and also make gross exaggerations about the quality of his personal hygiene. Once he is clear of the house he will retreat back to his Pizza Box Lair, a dilapidated structure assembled primarily of random debris and used pizza boxes, as well as any other garbage in the immediate area. If you see a Bom , take great care not to appear sleepy and hastily remove yourself from the area, lest you invite rape upon yourself and everyone you associate with.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!