Lark Mug
A lark is a person who may have seemingly been normal during a relationship, but went completely crazy after the termination of relationship. It is almost always a female. Characteristics of a lark may include: -Not knowing when a relationship is over even when their partner broke up with them many times...many months prior. -Stalking such individual that ended the relationship with them. -Checking such persons Facebook page religiously after the relationship ended. -Telling their friends that they are still in a relationship with a person months after they broke up. A lark can also be a look or glare that a lark gives you. Only a real lark can give the lark stare. Lark's can be very terrifying as they usually catch you off guard. Larks are usually not given to the person involved in the past relationship but rather their friends and always carry a message such as "WHAT is he doing with you, he should be spending time with me." The basis of lark stares lie in the eyes. It is advised not to look into a lark if sent one, as they leave emotional scarring and they are used to gather information. Through no other contact other than the lark stare, a lark can send a message to her ex's friend such as "Where was my ex on Friday, I know you were with him, I called 745 times and heard you in the back round but he told me he was at work." If mezmorized by a lark one may be tempted to break down and tell the lark the information that they want, but one must remember its only a mind game, you must defend you're friend against a lark at any cost, NO exceptions. A person can "have" their own lark. If they break up with someone and realize they turned into a lark it is considered "their" lark.
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Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling