Lark Tee
A lark is a person who may have seemingly been normal during a relationship, but went completely crazy after the termination of relationship. It is almost always a female. Characteristics of a lark may include: -Not knowing when a relationship is over even when their partner broke up with them many times...many months prior. -Stalking such individual that ended the relationship with them. -Checking such persons Facebook page religiously after the relationship ended. -Telling their friends that they are still in a relationship with a person months after they broke up. A lark can also be a look or glare that a lark gives you. Only a real lark can give the lark stare. Lark's can be very terrifying as they usually catch you off guard. Larks are usually not given to the person involved in the past relationship but rather their friends and always carry a message such as "WHAT is he doing with you, he should be spending time with me." The basis of lark stares lie in the eyes. It is advised not to look into a lark if sent one, as they leave emotional scarring and they are used to gather information. Through no other contact other than the lark stare, a lark can send a message to her ex's friend such as "Where was my ex on Friday, I know you were with him, I called 745 times and heard you in the back round but he told me he was at work." If mezmorized by a lark one may be tempted to break down and tell the lark the information that they want, but one must remember its only a mind game, you must defend you're friend against a lark at any cost, NO exceptions. A person can "have" their own lark. If they break up with someone and realize they turned into a lark it is considered "their" lark.
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!