Delaware Mug

I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state: Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash. Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it. Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there. Arkansas- see above. California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive. Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive. Connecticut- eh. Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed. Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees. Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land. Idaho- one word= potato. Illinois- one word= Packingtown. Indiana- eh. Iowa- eh. Kansas- bring me a tornado, please. Kentucky- eh. Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana. Maine- eh. Maryland- somewhat exciting. Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern? Michigan- eh. Minnesota- eh. Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits. Missouri- eh. Montana- see Arizona. Nebraska- population, like, 2? Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government. New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski. New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive. New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad. New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive. North Carolina- eh. North Dakota- see above. Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby. Oklahoma- see Kansas. Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice. Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive. Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware. South Carolina- see North Carolina. South Dakota- see North Dakota. Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly. Texas- Too Southern, and too big. Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them. Vermont- see New Hampshire. Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting. Washington- volcano me, plz. West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks. Wisconsin- population, like, 2? Wyoming- population, like, 2?