Delaware Mug
I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state: Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash. Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it. Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there. Arkansas- see above. California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive. Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive. Connecticut- eh. Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed. Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees. Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land. Idaho- one word= potato. Illinois- one word= Packingtown. Indiana- eh. Iowa- eh. Kansas- bring me a tornado, please. Kentucky- eh. Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana. Maine- eh. Maryland- somewhat exciting. Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern? Michigan- eh. Minnesota- eh. Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits. Missouri- eh. Montana- see Arizona. Nebraska- population, like, 2? Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government. New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski. New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive. New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad. New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive. North Carolina- eh. North Dakota- see above. Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby. Oklahoma- see Kansas. Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice. Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive. Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware. South Carolina- see North Carolina. South Dakota- see North Dakota. Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly. Texas- Too Southern, and too big. Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them. Vermont- see New Hampshire. Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting. Washington- volcano me, plz. West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks. Wisconsin- population, like, 2? Wyoming- population, like, 2?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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