Delaware
I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state: Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash. Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it. Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there. Arkansas- see above. California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive. Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive. Connecticut- eh. Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed. Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees. Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land. Idaho- one word= potato. Illinois- one word= Packingtown. Indiana- eh. Iowa- eh. Kansas- bring me a tornado, please. Kentucky- eh. Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana. Maine- eh. Maryland- somewhat exciting. Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern? Michigan- eh. Minnesota- eh. Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits. Missouri- eh. Montana- see Arizona. Nebraska- population, like, 2? Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government. New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski. New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive. New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad. New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive. North Carolina- eh. North Dakota- see above. Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby. Oklahoma- see Kansas. Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice. Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive. Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware. South Carolina- see North Carolina. South Dakota- see North Dakota. Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly. Texas- Too Southern, and too big. Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them. Vermont- see New Hampshire. Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting. Washington- volcano me, plz. West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks. Wisconsin- population, like, 2? Wyoming- population, like, 2?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
It was fantastic very good quality.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
my partner thought it was very silly
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
Looked great and delivered fast.
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
Perfect way to start my day!
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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