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Delaware Hoodie

I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state: Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash. Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it. Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there. Arkansas- see above. California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive. Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive. Connecticut- eh. Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed. Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees. Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land. Idaho- one word= potato. Illinois- one word= Packingtown. Indiana- eh. Iowa- eh. Kansas- bring me a tornado, please. Kentucky- eh. Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana. Maine- eh. Maryland- somewhat exciting. Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern? Michigan- eh. Minnesota- eh. Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits. Missouri- eh. Montana- see Arizona. Nebraska- population, like, 2? Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government. New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski. New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive. New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad. New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive. North Carolina- eh. North Dakota- see above. Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby. Oklahoma- see Kansas. Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice. Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive. Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware. South Carolina- see North Carolina. South Dakota- see North Dakota. Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly. Texas- Too Southern, and too big. Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them. Vermont- see New Hampshire. Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting. Washington- volcano me, plz. West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks. Wisconsin- population, like, 2? Wyoming- population, like, 2?

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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