emo alphabet Mug
A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason. B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot. C is for Clone; they are all alike. D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo. E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up. F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life. G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes. H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs. I is for I; because that is all they think about. J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun. K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence. L is for Love: because they cry so much about it. M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends. N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists. O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining. P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it. Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts. R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation. S is for Scars; up and down their arms. T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink. U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are. V is for Virgin; no reason at all... W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more. X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel. Y is for Youth; among many things wasted. Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!