emo alphabet
A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason. B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot. C is for Clone; they are all alike. D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo. E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up. F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life. G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes. H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs. I is for I; because that is all they think about. J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun. K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence. L is for Love: because they cry so much about it. M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends. N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists. O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining. P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it. Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts. R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation. S is for Scars; up and down their arms. T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink. U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are. V is for Virgin; no reason at all... W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more. X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel. Y is for Youth; among many things wasted. Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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