emo alphabet Tee
A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason. B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot. C is for Clone; they are all alike. D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo. E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up. F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life. G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes. H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs. I is for I; because that is all they think about. J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun. K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence. L is for Love: because they cry so much about it. M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends. N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists. O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining. P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it. Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts. R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation. S is for Scars; up and down their arms. T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink. U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are. V is for Virgin; no reason at all... W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more. X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel. Y is for Youth; among many things wasted. Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating