emo alphabet
A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason. B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot. C is for Clone; they are all alike. D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo. E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up. F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life. G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes. H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs. I is for I; because that is all they think about. J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun. K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence. L is for Love: because they cry so much about it. M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends. N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists. O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining. P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it. Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts. R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation. S is for Scars; up and down their arms. T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink. U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are. V is for Virgin; no reason at all... W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more. X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel. Y is for Youth; among many things wasted. Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
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