scene Mug
How to be a Scene Kid: - Get yourself a stupidly thick and uneven fringe (usually parted to the side) that looks like you've cut it yourself, mainly because you have cut it yourself. Remember, Scenes never trust hairdressers. - Girls must dress like baby prostitutes; that means you must not wear anything without a Band logo on it or made by that faggot guy from BMTH (DropDead, just so you all know). Hello Kitty and Gloomy Bear are always idolised, along with Pokemon & Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A nice idea would be to tie them to some fluorescent string and wear them as a necklace. Skinny jeans are a must have, but only for guys, girls in any type of trousers are prohibited, it's all about the tutus and fluorescent tights with sparkly leg warmers and Converses signed by all your friends (but of course they never use their real names, just their scenekid names like EmmaXCore). - Wear so much eyeliner (or Guyliner if your of the male species) so that it's almost touching your nose. Mascara is optionable, along with glitter, but they both make the Scene look more extreme. - Pierce everything humanly possible. Doing it at home with a safety pin is preferred. - Join every VanityXCore etc. band on Bebo. And make sure they have your photo as their display picture. This will only happen if you take it from a high angle and photoshop it 'till you look like a Barbie doll. Then just wait for all the comments.. "OMFG baybeeee yewr liek soo PHITT!! eye luff yewwwww ^-^ xXxXxXx <333333" If you've grasped all this, then the only thing left to sort out is your 'taste' in music, but that isn't difficult. Anything about slitting your wrists or love that can never happened is acceptable. Along with nu-rave music.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing