scene Tee
How to be a Scene Kid: - Get yourself a stupidly thick and uneven fringe (usually parted to the side) that looks like you've cut it yourself, mainly because you have cut it yourself. Remember, Scenes never trust hairdressers. - Girls must dress like baby prostitutes; that means you must not wear anything without a Band logo on it or made by that faggot guy from BMTH (DropDead, just so you all know). Hello Kitty and Gloomy Bear are always idolised, along with Pokemon & Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A nice idea would be to tie them to some fluorescent string and wear them as a necklace. Skinny jeans are a must have, but only for guys, girls in any type of trousers are prohibited, it's all about the tutus and fluorescent tights with sparkly leg warmers and Converses signed by all your friends (but of course they never use their real names, just their scenekid names like EmmaXCore). - Wear so much eyeliner (or Guyliner if your of the male species) so that it's almost touching your nose. Mascara is optionable, along with glitter, but they both make the Scene look more extreme. - Pierce everything humanly possible. Doing it at home with a safety pin is preferred. - Join every VanityXCore etc. band on Bebo. And make sure they have your photo as their display picture. This will only happen if you take it from a high angle and photoshop it 'till you look like a Barbie doll. Then just wait for all the comments.. "OMFG baybeeee yewr liek soo PHITT!! eye luff yewwwww ^-^ xXxXxXx <333333" If you've grasped all this, then the only thing left to sort out is your 'taste' in music, but that isn't difficult. Anything about slitting your wrists or love that can never happened is acceptable. Along with nu-rave music.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating