Kesk Mug
A Kesk is a wild animal which greatly resembles a human being. The small appearence differences are the Kesk's taller body height, its longer nose and its particular - very unco running style. The kesk's main diet includes small friendship groups from between 2 and 5 members. When a Kesk catchs sight of its prey it will sneak up from behind the small group and will stand at the perimeter of its people. There it will instanly suckle at the words and happiness of the people around it. It is unknown why this strange creature feeds like this, but it is theorised by many that by doing this the kesk some how feels liked in some one. The easiest and most common method of disposing of the kesk is to yell at it to piss off. Other ways of identifying a kesk are its very bad way of kicking own goals in soccer, its all round unco and clumsyness, and its very bad, almost painful come-backs it uses very consistanly. Another distinct characteristic of the kesk is his complete and utter ability to fail at all physical tasks it is set. Examples include his inability to catch even the most easiest football, soccerball or basketball passes, the way he shoots a basketball, even if it is in the oppositions end of the court, or the way he can somehow score an own goal in soccer off the roof of the gym. Experts only advice on how to handle the kesk is to tell it to piss off, and ignoring it as best as you possibly can. Other then this there have been no guarantee'd ways on being rid of the pest. However some reports say that some people have adapted a special kesk look which, when used properly, having been said to make the kesk disappear for several moments at a time.
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Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning