Kesk Tee
A Kesk is a wild animal which greatly resembles a human being. The small appearence differences are the Kesk's taller body height, its longer nose and its particular - very unco running style. The kesk's main diet includes small friendship groups from between 2 and 5 members. When a Kesk catchs sight of its prey it will sneak up from behind the small group and will stand at the perimeter of its people. There it will instanly suckle at the words and happiness of the people around it. It is unknown why this strange creature feeds like this, but it is theorised by many that by doing this the kesk some how feels liked in some one. The easiest and most common method of disposing of the kesk is to yell at it to piss off. Other ways of identifying a kesk are its very bad way of kicking own goals in soccer, its all round unco and clumsyness, and its very bad, almost painful come-backs it uses very consistanly. Another distinct characteristic of the kesk is his complete and utter ability to fail at all physical tasks it is set. Examples include his inability to catch even the most easiest football, soccerball or basketball passes, the way he shoots a basketball, even if it is in the oppositions end of the court, or the way he can somehow score an own goal in soccer off the roof of the gym. Experts only advice on how to handle the kesk is to tell it to piss off, and ignoring it as best as you possibly can. Other then this there have been no guarantee'd ways on being rid of the pest. However some reports say that some people have adapted a special kesk look which, when used properly, having been said to make the kesk disappear for several moments at a time.
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Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition