B town
B town - Bloomington, Indiana Home of one of the premier party schools in the world: Indiana University. This is where hot, horny young women attend college in hopes of getting a)away from home, b)fucked up, c)a job, d)off. If you have ever been to IU you surely know what I'm talking about. And if you have ever been to Little 500 then you probably drank more than you ever thought possible. Bloomington is an interesting mix of college students and townies. Townie bars include: Office Lounge and the Vid. Most students go to Sports, Jakes, or anywhere on Kirkwood. If you're greek then you're expected to show up at Kilroys at least once every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday. When Spring rolls around in Btown, its God's way of telling students that there is a Happy Hour. From the end of March through graduation there is never a patio table open during happy hour. Since the bars are right next to many academic buildings, backpacks are encouraged at many establishments. Everyone in a 60 miles radius is obsessed with IU basketball. Bob Knight is a god and what the hell is football? (We're going Bowling this year though!!) If you want to hear the loudest arena in the land, go to the REAL Assembly Hall when we play Duke or UNC. When visiting B town here are some things you need to try: A tall AMF at The Upstairs A tall brunette from Foster Quad (McNutt or Brisco too) Quarry diving Nick's English Pub Big Ten from Pizza Express (1am or later)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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