B town
B town - Bloomington, Indiana Home of one of the premier party schools in the world: Indiana University. This is where hot, horny young women attend college in hopes of getting a)away from home, b)fucked up, c)a job, d)off. If you have ever been to IU you surely know what I'm talking about. And if you have ever been to Little 500 then you probably drank more than you ever thought possible. Bloomington is an interesting mix of college students and townies. Townie bars include: Office Lounge and the Vid. Most students go to Sports, Jakes, or anywhere on Kirkwood. If you're greek then you're expected to show up at Kilroys at least once every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday. When Spring rolls around in Btown, its God's way of telling students that there is a Happy Hour. From the end of March through graduation there is never a patio table open during happy hour. Since the bars are right next to many academic buildings, backpacks are encouraged at many establishments. Everyone in a 60 miles radius is obsessed with IU basketball. Bob Knight is a god and what the hell is football? (We're going Bowling this year though!!) If you want to hear the loudest arena in the land, go to the REAL Assembly Hall when we play Duke or UNC. When visiting B town here are some things you need to try: A tall AMF at The Upstairs A tall brunette from Foster Quad (McNutt or Brisco too) Quarry diving Nick's English Pub Big Ten from Pizza Express (1am or later)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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