zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine Mug
zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (pronounced: zoly ex fen eh tree doe deck icks ocks y dofico de zez ine) is a semi-illegal drug manufactured in the rural outscourts of Yellowknife of the Northwestern Terretories of Canada. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (from here on out I'll call it just "The Z") is a over the counter drug that relieves stress. It does this by actually nuetralizing (a.k.a. killing) all the cells in your body that are bitching at you to give them attention. Since there are no more bitching cells in your body after you take "The Z", you have no stress. Unfortunetly, naturally bitchy people will die if they take the Z. Therefore it has been banished from the United States. Numerous accounts have been given of it being sold illegaly around the states. It is rumored that the creator of the Z was a Californian resident who died suddenly of a tumor brought on by natural causes. In his dying week he went to Yellowknife and passed on his secret formula to a hotel owner in the area. The rest from there is history. *Disclaimer* Do not take zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine with an excess of alcohol (unless you know you're going to die anyway. it that is the case, who gives a shit what you drink?), fanta, lemonade mixed with perrier, or a non-alcoholic bloody mary . Do not drive, walk, or move within 3 hours before or after taking the Z. Do not operate machinery while taking Z, and make sure to be supervised by someone under the age of 16 while you take this medication. If you feel stomach cramps, muscle spasms, minor heart failure, and generally feel like shit, then its working. If side-affects last more than 24 hours, either contact a doctor or get really, really drunk. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine is not for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, and is also not for men with ED, because the big Z would kick Viagra's ass. The big Z is not responcible for any death's related to the drug. The Z is taken in either capsule, powder, liquid, or intravenous form. We prefer powder because it makes your nose tingle (and perhaps fall off altogether). We hope you enjoy our product!
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^