zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine Hoodie
zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (pronounced: zoly ex fen eh tree doe deck icks ocks y dofico de zez ine) is a semi-illegal drug manufactured in the rural outscourts of Yellowknife of the Northwestern Terretories of Canada. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (from here on out I'll call it just "The Z") is a over the counter drug that relieves stress. It does this by actually nuetralizing (a.k.a. killing) all the cells in your body that are bitching at you to give them attention. Since there are no more bitching cells in your body after you take "The Z", you have no stress. Unfortunetly, naturally bitchy people will die if they take the Z. Therefore it has been banished from the United States. Numerous accounts have been given of it being sold illegaly around the states. It is rumored that the creator of the Z was a Californian resident who died suddenly of a tumor brought on by natural causes. In his dying week he went to Yellowknife and passed on his secret formula to a hotel owner in the area. The rest from there is history. *Disclaimer* Do not take zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine with an excess of alcohol (unless you know you're going to die anyway. it that is the case, who gives a shit what you drink?), fanta, lemonade mixed with perrier, or a non-alcoholic bloody mary . Do not drive, walk, or move within 3 hours before or after taking the Z. Do not operate machinery while taking Z, and make sure to be supervised by someone under the age of 16 while you take this medication. If you feel stomach cramps, muscle spasms, minor heart failure, and generally feel like shit, then its working. If side-affects last more than 24 hours, either contact a doctor or get really, really drunk. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine is not for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, and is also not for men with ED, because the big Z would kick Viagra's ass. The big Z is not responcible for any death's related to the drug. The Z is taken in either capsule, powder, liquid, or intravenous form. We prefer powder because it makes your nose tingle (and perhaps fall off altogether). We hope you enjoy our product!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.