Bronxville Mug
Bronxville is a Village in the town of Eastchester. Many areas in Tuckahoe, Eastchester, and Yonkers have a "Bronxville P.O." meaning that they use the Bronxville post office. The town consists of Wasps and Catholics that only go to church on holidays. For many years, the real estate agents would refuse sale of homes to minorities (blacks, jews, asians etc.) That is the cause of the predominantly white population. The school was ranked third in the county. The median home value is $1.7 million. It is a village of elitists. The students drive nicer cars than the teachers. The fathers either work extremely hard or are usually retired by 48 and the mothers tend to play tennis and shop. The most common cars in Bronxville are the Mercedes E500 wagon, Land Rover Range Rover, Chevrolet Suburban/GMC Yukon Denali XL, BMW X5, BMW 750iL, and Lexus LX470/Toyota Land Cruiser. There is also a Volvo for the babysitter. The citizens of the village can be stuck up, but most are down to earth. The children are a product of their environment and turn out to be worse than their parents. The problem is that the parents are always out at charity functions or social galas, that the children have no boundaries and run wild. The village itself is unbeatable. It is not a single strip of stores like Pelham or Rye, but is a well constructed village. The main difference between Bronxville and Scarsdale is the size and the number of Jews. In Bronxville you can count the number of Jewish families on one hand, Scarsdale is the complete opposite. Bronxille is a great place to live.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)