shot o'clock
"Shot O' Clock" more commonly known as "Shot-O-Clock" What is Shot-O-Clock? Shot-O-Clock is that perfect time of the night when the drinks are flowing down easy & everything is just right. You're out with your best buds, there is some hot tail floating around the bar, and you need to do something to show just how good of a time you are having... That's when Shot-O-Clock steps in! Instantly become the life of the party, the pimpest player in the place, and completely irresistible, whether you are paying for it or not. Shot O Clock can even happen simultaneously across several timezones! So read on, you'll find instructions, suggestions, and more below! nstructions to Shot-O-Clock: Step 1: Approximately 15 minutes before Shot-O-Clock, text as many as your friends as possible about Shot-O-Clock, no matter what timezone they may be in. Remember, it is Shot-O-Clock. Step 2: Determine the drunkest member of the group you are out drinking with, and go buy at 35 shots on his or her tab. Shot-O-Clock is NO fun if you are just buying a round of shots for your table. Step 3: Before telling the bartender you want 35 shots, try to get a deal for buying in bulk. Remember, Shot-O-Clock cannot be repeated if you're broke. Step 4: Once you have successfully negotiated a good price, and the drinks are being made, tell everyone around you who's tab Shot-O-Clock is on. It won't matter now, the drinks are already being made. Step 5: Ask for a tray, or get the server to bring Shot O Clock to your table. Last thing you want to do is drop Shot-O-Clock! Its a SIN. Step 6: Serve everyone at your table drinks, and then find as many hot chicks as possible to give shots to. Do not attempt Shot-O-Clock without females. (It looks weird) Step 7: It's Shot-O-Clock time. See step #1 for instructions on how to continue. Shot-O-Clock Suggestions and Helpful Hints: - Always bring someone out who has a higher credit limit than you do! - Shot-O-Clock should not be attempted without females. - Always get a deal on Shot-O-Clock, if the bartender refuses, change bars immediately. - No slurring while talking to the bartender about Shot-O-Clock, that's a sure way to be denied. - No stumbling while walking to / from the bar either. - Always take a taxi, its fucking cheap in comparison to your lawyer, and a good idea after Shot-O-Clock! Founder: Brett J
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
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