texas Mug
Home of Dr. Pepper Home of the TI Calculators ( Yes your welcome for having games in school ) Home of Bluebell Home of NASA Space Center Home of Audie Murphy, the most decorated Soldier of WWII Home of Dwight D. Eisenhower Home of Jessica Simpson :D and Elizabeth Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt and Eva Longoria ( hotties ) Chea, it's a good state. We say our state is the best because we love our state, like stated earlier, if you don't support your state, then leave it. You can't say Texas sucks, because it doesn't. It might possibly not be the best, but tied with Cali, but you can't say it sucks. "Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone a hunting, dragged black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV." Biggest city in Texas is Houston, Houston is a urbanized city, so it's not near any farmland. We have 3 more huge cities in Texas, which are urbanized and far from farmland. Every state has people who get drunk. Ever been hunting? It's pretty fun. Every state has racists, and our state is one of the most diverse states, so must of us are tolerant of other people, and the greater majority of people in Texas are friendly. And trucks are awsome! I really want a Ford F-150. Is bigger not better? Say that when you smash your porsche into an F-150 and you car is a pancake, when the F-150 has a fenderbender. And every state watches football. And look at the Houston Texans... obviously we can't be obsessed with Football or we would be the best. Oh ya sorry, forgot about the Cowboys! "guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?" Chea, he was a communist. He was Anti-American. With Connecticutt born Bush leading our country and giving Texas a bad name, who wouldn't want to be Anti-America? Just playing, America is great, our leader isn't, there are screwed up people everywhere, and there are people who hate us everywhere, so 1 guy doing 1 thing in our state doesn't make our state suck. also... its the best looking state geographically. Only problem with Texas, we are under Oklahoma, and above Mexico, and left of New Orleans. New Mexico is pretty cool though. So we got screwed by geographic location.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning