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Home of Dr. Pepper Home of the TI Calculators ( Yes your welcome for having games in school ) Home of Bluebell Home of NASA Space Center Home of Audie Murphy, the most decorated Soldier of WWII Home of Dwight D. Eisenhower Home of Jessica Simpson :D and Elizabeth Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt and Eva Longoria ( hotties ) Chea, it's a good state. We say our state is the best because we love our state, like stated earlier, if you don't support your state, then leave it. You can't say Texas sucks, because it doesn't. It might possibly not be the best, but tied with Cali, but you can't say it sucks. "Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone a hunting, dragged black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV." Biggest city in Texas is Houston, Houston is a urbanized city, so it's not near any farmland. We have 3 more huge cities in Texas, which are urbanized and far from farmland. Every state has people who get drunk. Ever been hunting? It's pretty fun. Every state has racists, and our state is one of the most diverse states, so must of us are tolerant of other people, and the greater majority of people in Texas are friendly. And trucks are awsome! I really want a Ford F-150. Is bigger not better? Say that when you smash your porsche into an F-150 and you car is a pancake, when the F-150 has a fenderbender. And every state watches football. And look at the Houston Texans... obviously we can't be obsessed with Football or we would be the best. Oh ya sorry, forgot about the Cowboys! "guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?" Chea, he was a communist. He was Anti-American. With Connecticutt born Bush leading our country and giving Texas a bad name, who wouldn't want to be Anti-America? Just playing, America is great, our leader isn't, there are screwed up people everywhere, and there are people who hate us everywhere, so 1 guy doing 1 thing in our state doesn't make our state suck. also... its the best looking state geographically. Only problem with Texas, we are under Oklahoma, and above Mexico, and left of New Orleans. New Mexico is pretty cool though. So we got screwed by geographic location.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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