Aries Mug
Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac in original Astrology, with a symbol that is similar to that of the Devil and representing a Ram, one who fights hard, for leadership, and is action oriented, even using their head. The Ram is ruled by the dangerous Mars, planet of leaders, politics, war, and people associated with medicine amongst other things. In symbols the planet is associated with reptiles and negative influences. Rams are Fire signs, who most importantly do not do well with Earth signs, and clash with Water signs. Rams rule the head and so people born under this sign can have a flaw for headaches. Aries are said to like spicy things, but this might put too much fire in to their nature and should not be taken to excess. Ayurvedically, out of the three Doshas this star is a Pitta. This sign is fresh, energetic, new, and a doer, one who is not as explored in mental areas. It is also an individual, which is neither positive or negative, considering it is said every soul starts in the stars as Aries, not molded or fully developed, which means Aries also represents a beginner. Though they have such need and desire to be first. Perhaps this is why Aries gets along best with Air signs, because they are like teachers and thinkers and give much to signs like Aries. Rams have enthusiastic outlook and few but major passions. Those born under the influence of this star is bound to be ignorant, stubborn, confident, self evolved, impatient, selfish, etc. Especially if their responsibility is not exercised. It is advised that a pet or something else should be given to them and they will learn to be more attentive to others. They can get overly aggressive and jump to conclusions. Their love of activity like play and workout burns off their calories as they are younger, but big appetite and unhealthy habits take toll later on. Aries' experience is to learn and find oneself, they need to learn to conquer all their major flaws, and take good advice.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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