Sleepy Hollow Country club Mug
A country club in Scarborough New York where everyone is worth over a million. Everyone has at least two houses other than the one they live in. If youre "Cool" from the club you grew up there and cant remember anything from your childhood without someone or something from Sleepy Hollow in it. Everyone owns a horse and rides it either there or at another barn. The idea of vacationing is never anything short of a private yaht or a private plane. Skiing locally means out west and skiing far away is in Europe. If you don't play all of the sports offered there you are not considered an athlete. 90% of the moms there run in the new york marathon and the general rule is once you turn 50 you need to loose 50 lbs. It has the most milfs out of any club, most of which are trophy wives. The men golf on the nicest course in westchester, daily, then come in to the clubhouse have a bottle of scotch and a cigar and meet the family for dinner. An idea of a "bad day" on the golf course is 2 over par. Most sons can beat their fathers and like their fathers are playing college lacrosse or hockey. Anything short of a top 20 school is considered "a good, unrecognized school", most kids go to rehab before this. Bill Murray can be sighted on the golf course on a regular basis, knowing that some members have more money than even he does. Every kid wants to marry someone from Sleepy Hollow at Sleepy Hollow and its planned since theyre like 3. The kids from sleepy hollow are brats, theres no way to deny it. When theyre told a rule they consistently break it and no one there likes the new management because they put rules in, which the kids dont listen to. The response to most things is "do you know who my father is" then the subject is dropped. The response to work is, hire someone. The kids here dont have to do anything for themselves because they know that they can always live off daddys money. A relaxing day is taking your boat out on the hudson with a drink and your mom while dads golfing. People want to be them but once your on the inside you claim you hate it when you know that the country club will get you more places than college will. Everyone from there knows that people want to be them simply because they are that privledged, they are "the shit".
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very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning