Sleepy Hollow Country club tee

A country club in Scarborough New York where everyone is worth over a million. Everyone has at least two houses other than the one they live in. If youre "Cool" from the club you grew up there and cant remember anything from your childhood without someone or something from Sleepy Hollow in it. Everyone owns a horse and rides it either there or at another barn. The idea of vacationing is never anything short of a private yaht or a private plane. Skiing locally means out west and skiing far away is in Europe. If you don't play all of the sports offered there you are not considered an athlete. 90% of the moms there run in the new york marathon and the general rule is once you turn 50 you need to loose 50 lbs. It has the most milfs out of any club, most of which are trophy wives. The men golf on the nicest course in westchester, daily, then come in to the clubhouse have a bottle of scotch and a cigar and meet the family for dinner. An idea of a "bad day" on the golf course is 2 over par. Most sons can beat their fathers and like their fathers are playing college lacrosse or hockey. Anything short of a top 20 school is considered "a good, unrecognized school", most kids go to rehab before this. Bill Murray can be sighted on the golf course on a regular basis, knowing that some members have more money than even he does. Every kid wants to marry someone from Sleepy Hollow at Sleepy Hollow and its planned since theyre like 3. The kids from sleepy hollow are brats, theres no way to deny it. When theyre told a rule they consistently break it and no one there likes the new management because they put rules in, which the kids dont listen to. The response to most things is "do you know who my father is" then the subject is dropped. The response to work is, hire someone. The kids here dont have to do anything for themselves because they know that they can always live off daddys money. A relaxing day is taking your boat out on the hudson with a drink and your mom while dads golfing. People want to be them but once your on the inside you claim you hate it when you know that the country club will get you more places than college will. Everyone from there knows that people want to be them simply because they are that privledged, they are "the shit".

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S. Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20
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