Jaffy Mug
The lonely and much feared Jaffy, also known as "Jaggy" "Jaggermeister" "Jaffinator" "Great Jafsky" are the more common names for this horrific beast of a man. Jaffys are brought into this world for 2 reasons, To fear and to collect Gigs. Recently, there was an attack outside of town dealing with this dangerous manimal. I have quotes of an interview, from the young lady who was attacked by this thing. News Team: Ma'am, what were you doing out so late? Girl: I was taking my evening walk, and all of a sudden, something popped out of the bushes. News Team: Ma'am, could you explain to everyone what this "thing" was that popped out of the bushes? Girl: It was very dark, and all i can really say is, he was large and hairy, also had a very very unfair stench. News Team: Could you explain what he tryed to do? Girl: No, all i heard was him running around yelling something about...."gigs"? Im not sure. News Team:....wow....Im sorry but this thing you encountered is still on the loose, wed recomend you stay indoors, and have an air freshner with you at all times becuase his stench traveles very quickly and ruthlessly. Did he mention his name? Girl: Nor News Team: Well, we cant assume anything quite yet, we still need to find out what These "gigs" he/shes talking about. News Team: Well, well have to refer to him as the Great Jaggy.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image