Jaffy Tee
The lonely and much feared Jaffy, also known as "Jaggy" "Jaggermeister" "Jaffinator" "Great Jafsky" are the more common names for this horrific beast of a man. Jaffys are brought into this world for 2 reasons, To fear and to collect Gigs. Recently, there was an attack outside of town dealing with this dangerous manimal. I have quotes of an interview, from the young lady who was attacked by this thing. News Team: Ma'am, what were you doing out so late? Girl: I was taking my evening walk, and all of a sudden, something popped out of the bushes. News Team: Ma'am, could you explain to everyone what this "thing" was that popped out of the bushes? Girl: It was very dark, and all i can really say is, he was large and hairy, also had a very very unfair stench. News Team: Could you explain what he tryed to do? Girl: No, all i heard was him running around yelling something about...."gigs"? Im not sure. News Team:....wow....Im sorry but this thing you encountered is still on the loose, wed recomend you stay indoors, and have an air freshner with you at all times becuase his stench traveles very quickly and ruthlessly. Did he mention his name? Girl: Nor News Team: Well, we cant assume anything quite yet, we still need to find out what These "gigs" he/shes talking about. News Team: Well, well have to refer to him as the Great Jaggy.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating