George Bush Mug
Every one's least favorite president. He likes himself a lot, more then Clinton likes fat girls. He is his own sitcom. Eveyr time he gives a press conference I laugh. He tries to use big words to make himself appear intelligent but it doesn't work. Half the time he doesn't know what words he's using or what topic his speech-writer wrote for him to talk about, he just tries to read the cards as best as he can but can't do that either because he's simply an idiot. He may have gotten great education but he apparently gave it back to the people who paid for it (daddy dearest.) He turned it in in exchange for becoming the world's first president to be hated more then Hitler or Mussolini. Has any one noticed that his face really is too small for his incredibly vulgar head? Any ways, this war thing... he needs to give it up or else the next ten presidents will be dealing with either Cold War 2 or WWIII. There aren't any nukes there, so give it up. No one in America with a functioning pulse gives a fuck about the people in Iraq that you're blowing up and pretending to want to fix when in reality you're trying to make people like you and failing. Maybe you should find a fat intern to sleep with, it's a nice signature and you couldn't be hated more. His VP might be dead? Does any one really know? That chimp goes on and on in his speeches saying the same thing over and over again putting in a real effort to one day pronounce a four syllable word correctly. Simultaneously he uses words like simultaneously where they have no business being while trying to get to the point where he can stare at us through our TV's and arrest us for thinking mean things about him. Also, he's probably going to work to be re-elected for another term so he can finish brainwashing the rest of the less-fortunate republicans who aren't rich, just christians and then move on to the democrats...But we're...what would he call it...imperminent? No, actually, we're impervious. Goodnight and thank you Mr Bush. you have done a lot for this country. It's a new era where even the Republicans want to move to French and deal with the accents just to get away from Bush and his!
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Customer Reviews
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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