Hagmaxxing Mug
hagmaxxing (noun, slang, internet culture) 1. Hagmaxxing is a word describing elderly women getting done up, trying to look young but failing. An elderly woman and showing signs of it such as thinner, drier, and less elastic skin with wrinkles, age spots as well as the dreaded jowls; a collection of loose skin and fat that gathers along the lower jawline due to aging, gravity, loss of collagen/elasticity, and bone resorption. Layers of make-up is caked on creating a hideous visage & one might think she drew inspiration from battle pigs applying war paint. All these things combined culminating in a failed attempt to turn back time. She is ultimately hagmaxxing. Geriatric player 1: Damn did you see Bertha today? She dun look like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She dun caked on the makeup, she looks like a battle pig done up in war paint. Her jowls saggier than her tits. Ain't no way she's hiding being 80 plus, she's hagmaxxing. Geriatric player 2: Ain't no way she's getting anymore action as a hagmaxxer. 2. Hagmaxxing (or hagmaxxer) is a phrase which refers to age-gap relationships, more specifically, a younger man dating a much older woman. Guy 1: Is Ted really dating a 35 year old woman? Guy 2: Yeah, he's totally hagmaxxing.
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Customer Reviews
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.