Hagmaxxing Tee
hagmaxxing (noun, slang, internet culture) 1. Hagmaxxing is a word describing elderly women getting done up, trying to look young but failing. An elderly woman and showing signs of it such as thinner, drier, and less elastic skin with wrinkles, age spots as well as the dreaded jowls; a collection of loose skin and fat that gathers along the lower jawline due to aging, gravity, loss of collagen/elasticity, and bone resorption. Layers of make-up is caked on creating a hideous visage & one might think she drew inspiration from battle pigs applying war paint. All these things combined culminating in a failed attempt to turn back time. She is ultimately hagmaxxing. Geriatric player 1: Damn did you see Bertha today? She dun look like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She dun caked on the makeup, she looks like a battle pig done up in war paint. Her jowls saggier than her tits. Ain't no way she's hiding being 80 plus, she's hagmaxxing. Geriatric player 2: Ain't no way she's getting anymore action as a hagmaxxer. 2. Hagmaxxing (or hagmaxxer) is a phrase which refers to age-gap relationships, more specifically, a younger man dating a much older woman. Guy 1: Is Ted really dating a 35 year old woman? Guy 2: Yeah, he's totally hagmaxxing.
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Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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