A Redneck Piece of White Trash
Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts Likes to shoot his guns in the dark Likes to hang out in the trailer park Has got used tires and in good shape Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape Who are you to tell them they got no class? They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash! Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos Likes drinking beer while working on their car Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard They like to burb and they like to fart They like picking up girls when they go to walmart They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass Every night they go to bed with a buzz They dream that they are drinking They wake up and they are They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed They like to fish and hunt when their drunk They like to have sex in the back of their truck You can tall them rude and crude and crass But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash They like to dip and they like to spit They like talking on the phone while taking a shit They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
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