A Redneck Piece of White Trash tee
Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts Likes to shoot his guns in the dark Likes to hang out in the trailer park Has got used tires and in good shape Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape Who are you to tell them they got no class? They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash! Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos Likes drinking beer while working on their car Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard They like to burb and they like to fart They like picking up girls when they go to walmart They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass Every night they go to bed with a buzz They dream that they are drinking They wake up and they are They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed They like to fish and hunt when their drunk They like to have sex in the back of their truck You can tall them rude and crude and crass But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash They like to dip and they like to spit They like talking on the phone while taking a shit They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
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A Redneck Piece of White Trash tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10