BrysonsArts Mug
"That fucking guy!" highly attracted to alternative women, skinny baddies, and any girl with a history of making questionable life choices. Usually found vibing to underground music, covered in tattoos, and somehow always in a situationship. Has an uncanny ability to make girls rethink their entire existence after one deep conversation at 3 AM. Frequently seen cruising on a longboard through city streets or disappearing on spontaneous road trips with nothing but a backpack and a vague plan. Probably owns a film camera, listens to music you've never heard of, and somehow convinces people to drop everything and travel with him. His Instagram is a chaotic mix of blurry travel photos, deep quotes, and hyperfixations that last exactly two weeks. Runs purely on caffeine, impulse decisions, and undiagnosed ADHD with a side of tism. Will ghost you for three months and then show up like nothing happened. Constantly oversharing on IG stories, but it’s mostly reposts of goth baddies, niche memes, and whatever underground song is currently ruining his life. One day it’s a deep existential rant, the next it’s a spam of tattooed women in fishnets with captions like "me n who?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right