BrysonsArts Tee
"That fucking guy!" highly attracted to alternative women, skinny baddies, and any girl with a history of making questionable life choices. Usually found vibing to underground music, covered in tattoos, and somehow always in a situationship. Has an uncanny ability to make girls rethink their entire existence after one deep conversation at 3 AM. Frequently seen cruising on a longboard through city streets or disappearing on spontaneous road trips with nothing but a backpack and a vague plan. Probably owns a film camera, listens to music you've never heard of, and somehow convinces people to drop everything and travel with him. His Instagram is a chaotic mix of blurry travel photos, deep quotes, and hyperfixations that last exactly two weeks. Runs purely on caffeine, impulse decisions, and undiagnosed ADHD with a side of tism. Will ghost you for three months and then show up like nothing happened. Constantly oversharing on IG stories, but it’s mostly reposts of goth baddies, niche memes, and whatever underground song is currently ruining his life. One day it’s a deep existential rant, the next it’s a spam of tattooed women in fishnets with captions like "me n who?"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart