Sex Mug
I pounded my cock into her already soaking wet pussy and she let out a moan "JOE UHHH HARDER JOE HARDER" so I did, pounding her small pussy more and more until I felt myself cum inside her. She loved it when we did it doggystyle. The next night I layed her down in bed and took her bra off to expose her big titties and began feeling them and sucking her nipples, I felt Mimi slip off my pants as I moved down to her's, noticing that were wet with her juices once again. She started rubbing my throbbing dick and I decided to finger her vagina. Starting with two fingers I entered her vagina and she gasped, but I wasn't satisfied with that so pulling my fingers out of her, I licked them and then let my tongue roam her pussy flaps allowing her juice to enter my mouth, she tasted great. we stayed like that for a few minutes, my hands on her large boobs feeling their squishy texture before I sat up swallowing all her cum before I decided to plunge all four fingers into her inviting pussy, pulling out and then pushing back in as fast as I could, I then heard her finally organsm. Mimi then pushed me away and grabbed my huge penis licking at sucking on it like a good whore for the rest of the night.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/