Escaro Mug
Escaro is a last name most common in Spanish and Filipino cultures. They are always late and easy going, but rich and can travel wherever they want, whenever they want. However there has never been an escaro that has grown past the height of 5’9, and the chances are extremely low that there ever will be. The offspring of the Oldest Escaro child will always be Incredibly handsome, however only the oldest siblings spawn will be this immaculate. They are not exactly picky eaters, but they are rarely open to trying new foods. They have the worst most generic Asian haircuts, and very straight hair, or none at all. Fortunately for them, they make up for it with the size of their dicks. Massive, even the toddlers of the family have impressive sizes. Their scrotums are super round and large, and the shaft itself is significantly darker than their skin color. The Escaro’s are extremely athletic, and never give up in a sport. Surprisingly, in a real life situation they will almost always not be willing to even try if they find it just a tad bit hard. If an Escaro male gets a boner, it will only go away in minimum of an hour. If you slap the rear end of any Escaro, you will have the most glorious butt spanking experience of your entire life. All Escaro’s have massive feet, and are either cut like a Greek god, or have nothing at all. In the end, Escaro’s are great to have as companions, but there is a big chance that they will stab you in the back with no remorse and betray you.
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!