Escaro Tee
Escaro is a last name most common in Spanish and Filipino cultures. They are always late and easy going, but rich and can travel wherever they want, whenever they want. However there has never been an escaro that has grown past the height of 5’9, and the chances are extremely low that there ever will be. The offspring of the Oldest Escaro child will always be Incredibly handsome, however only the oldest siblings spawn will be this immaculate. They are not exactly picky eaters, but they are rarely open to trying new foods. They have the worst most generic Asian haircuts, and very straight hair, or none at all. Fortunately for them, they make up for it with the size of their dicks. Massive, even the toddlers of the family have impressive sizes. Their scrotums are super round and large, and the shaft itself is significantly darker than their skin color. The Escaro’s are extremely athletic, and never give up in a sport. Surprisingly, in a real life situation they will almost always not be willing to even try if they find it just a tad bit hard. If an Escaro male gets a boner, it will only go away in minimum of an hour. If you slap the rear end of any Escaro, you will have the most glorious butt spanking experience of your entire life. All Escaro’s have massive feet, and are either cut like a Greek god, or have nothing at all. In the end, Escaro’s are great to have as companions, but there is a big chance that they will stab you in the back with no remorse and betray you.
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex