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Escaro Tee

Escaro is a last name most common in Spanish and Filipino cultures. They are always late and easy going, but rich and can travel wherever they want, whenever they want. However there has never been an escaro that has grown past the height of 5’9, and the chances are extremely low that there ever will be. The offspring of the Oldest Escaro child will always be Incredibly handsome, however only the oldest siblings spawn will be this immaculate. They are not exactly picky eaters, but they are rarely open to trying new foods. They have the worst most generic Asian haircuts, and very straight hair, or none at all. Fortunately for them, they make up for it with the size of their dicks. Massive, even the toddlers of the family have impressive sizes. Their scrotums are super round and large, and the shaft itself is significantly darker than their skin color. The Escaro’s are extremely athletic, and never give up in a sport. Surprisingly, in a real life situation they will almost always not be willing to even try if they find it just a tad bit hard. If an Escaro male gets a boner, it will only go away in minimum of an hour. If you slap the rear end of any Escaro, you will have the most glorious butt spanking experience of your entire life. All Escaro’s have massive feet, and are either cut like a Greek god, or have nothing at all. In the end, Escaro’s are great to have as companions, but there is a big chance that they will stab you in the back with no remorse and betray you.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27
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