Maro
I new she was the one when I laid eyes on her. Her perfect imperfections. Big brown eyes, smile and soft skin. Her giggles. I hit the stars when I seen her I was stunned. I couldn't stop thinking of her. Too much to say! Time and life is precious. Extremely short you don't realize. You should cherish the people in your life especially ones like her. Idk how she felt but I really liked her. I screwed it all up. She will help you become better if you let her and listen. She thinks people don't love her or judge her but that's not true. If she's ever in your life you will not want to share her. You will feel like you're not good enough for her cause frankly you're not. She has so much to offer. Social skills and kindness. Intelligence and beauty. She's also that trophy wife if you're lucky and she excepts. So don't miss the opportunity to make her the mother of your children. She will make beautiful little babies. She's amazing with children and people. If she's on your arm everyone will talk to you. Men will be horny and jealous they don't have her and women will be jealous they don't look like her and act like her. A lady in the streets but very erotic and luscious in bed. She will make/keep you happy. She will never let you down. Unless you don't treat her like the princess she is. Maro is your best friend so make her your wife and mother of your children or you will regret it. If you're reading this I always want good for you even if it hurts me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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