Maro
I new she was the one when I laid eyes on her. Her perfect imperfections. Big brown eyes, smile and soft skin. Her giggles. I hit the stars when I seen her I was stunned. I couldn't stop thinking of her. Too much to say! Time and life is precious. Extremely short you don't realize. You should cherish the people in your life especially ones like her. Idk how she felt but I really liked her. I screwed it all up. She will help you become better if you let her and listen. She thinks people don't love her or judge her but that's not true. If she's ever in your life you will not want to share her. You will feel like you're not good enough for her cause frankly you're not. She has so much to offer. Social skills and kindness. Intelligence and beauty. She's also that trophy wife if you're lucky and she excepts. So don't miss the opportunity to make her the mother of your children. She will make beautiful little babies. She's amazing with children and people. If she's on your arm everyone will talk to you. Men will be horny and jealous they don't have her and women will be jealous they don't look like her and act like her. A lady in the streets but very erotic and luscious in bed. She will make/keep you happy. She will never let you down. Unless you don't treat her like the princess she is. Maro is your best friend so make her your wife and mother of your children or you will regret it. If you're reading this I always want good for you even if it hurts me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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