If ever I find her…
If ever I should find her: *I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life. *I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you. *I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love". *I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams. *I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless. *I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up. *I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday. *I promise morning talks to evening walks. *I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close. *I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream. *I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do. *I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you. *I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments. *I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits. *I promise you will know you are loved.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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