Sex Mug
the act of passionately inserting one’s big throbbing fat cock into another’s wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to create an elegant slapping nose while moaning aggressively To give an example of this: (Insert generic name of man) tucked a strand of hair behind (insert generic name of woman)’s hair. Her eyes burned with lust as he stared intently into (insert name of woman)’s breasts. He gently peeled the bra off of her voluptuous breasts and kneaded her chest. She moaned against him and became a squirming mess underneath his touch. (Insert generic name of man) pushed her down into their bed. “I’m going to make you beg for me tonight” he whispered into her ears (Insert generic name of woman) purred at his dominance. “Aren’t you a moaning mess underneath me” (Insert generic name of woman) stared at him and nodded intently (Insert generic name of man) removed her panties and took a moment to admire her. Her pussy looked so perfect and f able (you can put that in) just for him. He began gently rubbing her clit with a finger, rubbing gentle circles until she was completely wet. He then inserted two fingers into her, and tested his perfect little slut. “Are you a good girl?” “Y-yes” “Would you like my cock?” (Insert generic name of woman) nodded her head lightly “Mmm such a good little slut for me”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/