Sex Tee
the act of passionately inserting one’s big throbbing fat cock into another’s wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to create an elegant slapping nose while moaning aggressively To give an example of this: (Insert generic name of man) tucked a strand of hair behind (insert generic name of woman)’s hair. Her eyes burned with lust as he stared intently into (insert name of woman)’s breasts. He gently peeled the bra off of her voluptuous breasts and kneaded her chest. She moaned against him and became a squirming mess underneath his touch. (Insert generic name of man) pushed her down into their bed. “I’m going to make you beg for me tonight” he whispered into her ears (Insert generic name of woman) purred at his dominance. “Aren’t you a moaning mess underneath me” (Insert generic name of woman) stared at him and nodded intently (Insert generic name of man) removed her panties and took a moment to admire her. Her pussy looked so perfect and f able (you can put that in) just for him. He began gently rubbing her clit with a finger, rubbing gentle circles until she was completely wet. He then inserted two fingers into her, and tested his perfect little slut. “Are you a good girl?” “Y-yes” “Would you like my cock?” (Insert generic name of woman) nodded her head lightly “Mmm such a good little slut for me”
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!