sex story wlw Mug
Heres an example: (wlw) I have been waiting for ages for my girlfriend to come home to see how much of a mess she has made me while she was in work. Her teasing makes me so fucking horny. Its hard not to touch my wet throbbing pussy so I give in and strip my clothes off. She is the only person that I've let touch me and fuck is she good. Just as my hand reaches down, the door opens. "Baby, I'm hom-" Her eyes are staring at my exposed pussy and the pile of my clothes on the floor. "Oh? Do you need help princess? You look very heated.." Her eyes eat my body up and I love how she admires my body. "Well you should help deal with the massive mess you have created in your princess" I spread my legs more knowing my girl is incredibly horny and getting more horny by the second. I watch as she drops her bag and coat by the door her eyes still glued on my body. She walks, mesmerised, towards me and removes her shirt.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)