Peyton Mug
That weird but hilarious girl who has funny features. While she has some flaws and a little bit of trauma despite that she gives her all into everything she does. When you piss her off, she calls her best friends. She's quick to ask her friends what to do when she is talking to a guy (or girl) and then quickly do the opposite of what they say. She definitely has some battle scars but what didn't kill her made her stronger. While she has some irrational fears, her rational fear is magnets and for good reason. She is a die hard Chicago Cubs fan and if you try to tell her differently it won't end well. If you happen to come across any kind of relationship, friendship or dating, with a Peyton, hold onto it. It will the most funny, confusing, kind-hearted and hilarious relationship you'll ever be apart of. Keep her close and keep her heart in mind because the kind of love her heart carries is the most beautiful kind. Although Peyton is a beautiful soul, seriously keep her away from sharp objects it may never end well.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/