esmeralda Mug
omg dont go near a bitch named esmeralda cs u'll end up wanting to jump off a cliff with her delulu ass. tell me why all esmeralda's are obsessed with a player that either starts with an A or a J , but trust all she wants is money , not feelings , always scammin tf out ppl istg , she only wants feelings unless its with A**... , she isnt thatttt bad sometimes , although shes a hoe , she can be nice SOMETIMES. shes almost always on her phone if she isnt making out with A** or sleeping , so if u want someone to text , text her. but istg shes so rude nd doesnt have feelings for other ppl , if someone was dying infront of her she wouldnt help. but shes a good ass friend (she can sometimes ghost her friends but she hasnt done that to me so emp) , like she could sometimes give good advice nd shes madd funny like sometimes she be making my day like i miss abusing my lil monkey esmeralda istg. if u ever happen to run into an esmeralda , maybe try not to talk to her cs shes maddd fucking weird once u get to know her , but if ur willing to take that risk nd wanna be friends with weird delulu ppl , then esmeraldas the person for u !! but shes soooo prettyyy i lovee her hair although she be fucking it up a lot , and her big ass lips like okayyy kylie jenner , omg nd her gyatt like damn let me stick my dick in u already im inlove (jpjp) ANYWAYS I LOVE ESMERALDA KINDA SHES WEIRD ASF BUT SHE BSF SO PERIOD ps , shes usually hispanic so be careful
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Customer Reviews
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool