esmeralda Mug
omg dont go near a bitch named esmeralda cs u'll end up wanting to jump off a cliff with her delulu ass. tell me why all esmeralda's are obsessed with a player that either starts with an A or a J , but trust all she wants is money , not feelings , always scammin tf out ppl istg , she only wants feelings unless its with A**... , she isnt thatttt bad sometimes , although shes a hoe , she can be nice SOMETIMES. shes almost always on her phone if she isnt making out with A** or sleeping , so if u want someone to text , text her. but istg shes so rude nd doesnt have feelings for other ppl , if someone was dying infront of her she wouldnt help. but shes a good ass friend (she can sometimes ghost her friends but she hasnt done that to me so emp) , like she could sometimes give good advice nd shes madd funny like sometimes she be making my day like i miss abusing my lil monkey esmeralda istg. if u ever happen to run into an esmeralda , maybe try not to talk to her cs shes maddd fucking weird once u get to know her , but if ur willing to take that risk nd wanna be friends with weird delulu ppl , then esmeraldas the person for u !! but shes soooo prettyyy i lovee her hair although she be fucking it up a lot , and her big ass lips like okayyy kylie jenner , omg nd her gyatt like damn let me stick my dick in u already im inlove (jpjp) ANYWAYS I LOVE ESMERALDA KINDA SHES WEIRD ASF BUT SHE BSF SO PERIOD ps , shes usually hispanic so be careful
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane