esmeralda Hoodie
omg dont go near a bitch named esmeralda cs u'll end up wanting to jump off a cliff with her delulu ass. tell me why all esmeralda's are obsessed with a player that either starts with an A or a J , but trust all she wants is money , not feelings , always scammin tf out ppl istg , she only wants feelings unless its with A**... , she isnt thatttt bad sometimes , although shes a hoe , she can be nice SOMETIMES. shes almost always on her phone if she isnt making out with A** or sleeping , so if u want someone to text , text her. but istg shes so rude nd doesnt have feelings for other ppl , if someone was dying infront of her she wouldnt help. but shes a good ass friend (she can sometimes ghost her friends but she hasnt done that to me so emp) , like she could sometimes give good advice nd shes madd funny like sometimes she be making my day like i miss abusing my lil monkey esmeralda istg. if u ever happen to run into an esmeralda , maybe try not to talk to her cs shes maddd fucking weird once u get to know her , but if ur willing to take that risk nd wanna be friends with weird delulu ppl , then esmeraldas the person for u !! but shes soooo prettyyy i lovee her hair although she be fucking it up a lot , and her big ass lips like okayyy kylie jenner , omg nd her gyatt like damn let me stick my dick in u already im inlove (jpjp) ANYWAYS I LOVE ESMERALDA KINDA SHES WEIRD ASF BUT SHE BSF SO PERIOD ps , shes usually hispanic so be careful
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!