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I was in the car with my friend Mae. Our families were friends and we were all going to a restaurant for Maes dads birthday. Mae and i were in the seat in the way back, alone. We were watching what was put on, Cars 3. I had told Mae long ago that i was a lesbian, and Mae always made an effort to not seem gay. But tonight was different. Mae was holding me in her arms, i had half my body laying on her. Her arms were around my waist. I was wearing a sheer green top with a wide neck, and tight bell bottoms, while mae was wearing a crop top and baggy jeans. Mae had a perfect ass and triple d tits. I could feel one of her boobs as i pressed up from infront. The whole ride, Mae had been breathing down my neck, touching me sensually all over my neck collarbone and jaw. She softly kissed my hand and fingers and even my neck. I was feeling strangely aroused by this. Eventually the car came to a stop as everyone got out, telling us theyre going shopping and theyll be back in an hour. We have an hour, said Mae, smirking. She bit her lip and held me closer as we continued watching the movie. Soon enough i could feel myself gettinh slightly wet. Mae started properly touching my neck and shoulders, kissing my neck. But not hard enough and i found myself wanting more. I spent my time ignoring her and focusing on the movie, while she kissed my neck. She kissed my hand, and to my surprise, sucks on a finger. Part 2 coming

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)

John G. May 16
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Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.

Pat P. May 16
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BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.

GETRC45CG4T X. May 16

Just what I expected! Thank you!

H P. May 16
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I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!

Lesko B. May 15

This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

Manley P. May 14
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Review by Chanda J.

It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J. May 13
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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W. May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A. May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N. May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l. May 6

greatest mug ever.

Mike H. May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w. May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B. May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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