David Mug
David or Daaaybid Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile. If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him. Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow. He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches. Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob. If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits. To sum up in just a short phrase What a David means to me If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry. Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in. Hahahahacutcutcut
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/