Domestic Rogering
Rogering, in the case of a certain Johnathon, is the booty of delivering a five knuckle shuffler through to its crowning glory while staring at a lubricated man-boob, having typed the word 'men' into Google images. Domestic Rogering involves this practice, but in a harsher and more innapropriate environment- the home. Domestic Rogering should, in my opinion, and that of my many contemporaries, be punished by the inhumane and degrading treatment of removing the internet modem, thus rendering Google Images unoperative, and preventing Domestic Rogering taking place. What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity. Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks. Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at a specific Lincolnshire school. Rogering should be stamped out! Roger, stop it!
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