Venec Entity Mug
V.E.N.E.C. MEASUREMENT ------------------- The V.E.N.E.C. measurement is a measure of the entity named "Venec". This entity is mostly going around you or to you, but he is unarmed so he cant do any critical damage. The Venec entity looks like a nicely dressed man with wreath on head. The V.E.N.E.C. Mesurement has 4 levels of danger ------------------- White Zone= 0-20% Yellow Zone= 21-40% Red Zone= 41-70% Purple Zone= 71-100% ------------------- Purple zone is called HIGH V.E.N.E.C. ACTIVITY If you are in the White Zone, you are completely fine. If you are in the Yellow Zone, be concerned it will be sometimes be around you. If you are in the Red Zone, we recommend to fortify your home. If you are in the Purple Zone, move 5mil. blocks away. (Recommended by the civilians of the purple zone "LastSandy and Skeptability") The entity has a power of multiplying itself to 2 and more entities. The Venec sightings are mostly on the "Dick" island, the land owned by Lastsandy and Skeptability. Recommendations: Live in mountains - the entity has a problem with bad terrain, so it will be around you less often. Have a bow/crossbow - this can easily scare the entity away. Nether - the entity hates the nether. WARNING!: If you kill the entity, it will come back and more often. It can be easily jailed if possible to lure him, but he will try to escape at any costs, or even do a suicide (ucciditi) to get away. If you get killed by the entity, it will show his dominance.
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