Venec Entity Tee
V.E.N.E.C. MEASUREMENT ------------------- The V.E.N.E.C. measurement is a measure of the entity named "Venec". This entity is mostly going around you or to you, but he is unarmed so he cant do any critical damage. The Venec entity looks like a nicely dressed man with wreath on head. The V.E.N.E.C. Mesurement has 4 levels of danger ------------------- White Zone= 0-20% Yellow Zone= 21-40% Red Zone= 41-70% Purple Zone= 71-100% ------------------- Purple zone is called HIGH V.E.N.E.C. ACTIVITY If you are in the White Zone, you are completely fine. If you are in the Yellow Zone, be concerned it will be sometimes be around you. If you are in the Red Zone, we recommend to fortify your home. If you are in the Purple Zone, move 5mil. blocks away. (Recommended by the civilians of the purple zone "LastSandy and Skeptability") The entity has a power of multiplying itself to 2 and more entities. The Venec sightings are mostly on the "Dick" island, the land owned by Lastsandy and Skeptability. Recommendations: Live in mountains - the entity has a problem with bad terrain, so it will be around you less often. Have a bow/crossbow - this can easily scare the entity away. Nether - the entity hates the nether. WARNING!: If you kill the entity, it will come back and more often. It can be easily jailed if possible to lure him, but he will try to escape at any costs, or even do a suicide (ucciditi) to get away. If you get killed by the entity, it will show his dominance.
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart