Venec Entity Tee
V.E.N.E.C. MEASUREMENT ------------------- The V.E.N.E.C. measurement is a measure of the entity named "Venec". This entity is mostly going around you or to you, but he is unarmed so he cant do any critical damage. The Venec entity looks like a nicely dressed man with wreath on head. The V.E.N.E.C. Mesurement has 4 levels of danger ------------------- White Zone= 0-20% Yellow Zone= 21-40% Red Zone= 41-70% Purple Zone= 71-100% ------------------- Purple zone is called HIGH V.E.N.E.C. ACTIVITY If you are in the White Zone, you are completely fine. If you are in the Yellow Zone, be concerned it will be sometimes be around you. If you are in the Red Zone, we recommend to fortify your home. If you are in the Purple Zone, move 5mil. blocks away. (Recommended by the civilians of the purple zone "LastSandy and Skeptability") The entity has a power of multiplying itself to 2 and more entities. The Venec sightings are mostly on the "Dick" island, the land owned by Lastsandy and Skeptability. Recommendations: Live in mountains - the entity has a problem with bad terrain, so it will be around you less often. Have a bow/crossbow - this can easily scare the entity away. Nether - the entity hates the nether. WARNING!: If you kill the entity, it will come back and more often. It can be easily jailed if possible to lure him, but he will try to escape at any costs, or even do a suicide (ucciditi) to get away. If you get killed by the entity, it will show his dominance.
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Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
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